The Eggplant #3: Earth Day News

The Eggplant #3: Adult Industry Satire
April 22, 2024
"Novelty Company Celebrates Earth Day by Introducing Eco-Friendly Packaging, Conveniently Forgets to Mention Non-Rechargeable Batteries"
Inspired by all of the Earth Day 2024 B2B press releases & social media posts from adult novelty companies.Â
Wake me up when we figure out zero waste packaging and solar-powered sex toys. 🙃